Loose American Women

You know what I love? The girls that live in my building come home with different guys night after night. This used to just be a thing that the guys did, but now the women are not far behind.

This one girl, maybe 23 or 24, moved in straight from college last summer. Her name is Amanda. Total bitch. Never says hello, never even looks my way. You know she thinks she's better than me. It's too bad she is very attractive, because she has probably used that as an excuse to walk all over everyone. Comes from a wealthy family in Westchester, she has had everything given to her her entire life.

She does some sort of work in magazine ad sales or some bullshit like that. It's not important, because her daddy probably got her the job. What is important is that she sleeps around. In the past six months, I bet she has brought at least a dozen guys up to her place. Now I don't know what goes on down there, but some leave a few hours later with their hair all messed up and their clothes all untucked. Some I don't see leave before my shift is over at 8 a.m.. Suckers.

I bet they spend their money on her, buying her drinks at hars, taking her to nice dinners to impress her, and then she just leaves them in her wake.

What is my point? Well, I have two. First, Jewish girls in New York are viscious. Second, if you are looking for a cheap and easy screw, stop by my building and ask for Amanda in 14-F. I'll send you right up.

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In other news... something I neglected to mention earlier... Mrs. Lipschitz in 5-O finally died last week. Her daughter is coming in to move her belongings out this week and the apartment will be ready to rent on April 1. Usually we go through a broker, but if you take care of me, I'll take care of you...